
His iPhone 4 sits on top of his iPad (in its funky case that converts into a stand), which sits on his macbook pro on the coffee table in my parents’ living room. A little Apple shrine. My brother has just come home from Glasgow (where he flies 737s for Ryanair), and he’s brought with him all his Shiny Apple Gadgets. And I’m ridiculously, stupidly envious.
My phone makes calls. It can manage predictive texts, but nothing qwerty or emailable. It takes tiny fuzzy photos, just about big enough to fill its fuzzy little screen. Dave’s phone has two cameras (5-megapixel with LED flash and 5x digital zoom) that facilitate face-to-face phonecalls (“facetime” in Applespeak). My little phone has a selection of very irritating alarms. Dave’s phone can track his sleep patterns so it wakes him when he’s in his lightest sleep cycle. He can check the weather, use it as a compass, a game console, a calendar, music library, GPS navigator, movie-maker etc. etc. etc.
And then there’s the iPad, which will do all of the above (save the phone part), but with even more panache. It’s just downright beautiful. AND he had the pinball app on it, which has overtaken the ridiculously addictive “Angry Birds” app as the current black-hole of all my attempts to get anything done today.
I’m completely green with envy and seriously questioning my career choices. Why didn’t I do something cool and lucrative like maneuvering giant metal tubes through the air? Perhaps I can justify “investing” in an iPad; after all, it has an amazing selection of free classic and out-of-print books through iBooks and the Kindle app (these, of course, are the things I should find enthralling; instead I’m in Deep Sea Pinball mode, desperately trying to complete the yellow missions and open up that darned treasure chest). There are Wilkie Collins books galore on here for $0.00. AND I’ve discovered that iBooks now has annotation capabilities, the lack of which had given me a good “excuse” not to even think about buying one of these very unnecessary gadgets — I can’t make reading useful unless I can take marginal notes, highlight, and bookmark, all of which are now possible. Hmmm… but could all the Wilkie Collins books out there really justify spending $629 on a 3G-enabled iPad when I get paid in September…?
For now, I’m just going to focus on beating Dave’s pinball score.